Pass the Salt N Peppa

18w 1 d

Yes, it's early to think of the collection of tracks that I will take to the hospital during labor. You know, music that is suppose to relax me while I am pushing out a human being into this world. 18 hours of music that is suppose to help me "focus" on my breathing and on the end task while strangers are looking at parts of me only Cesar has seen in the last 12 years, while they prod and poke and check me. Oh, that's what the music is for.

I do enjoy classical music, but I don't want music that will inspire me to drink wine and have a cigar. Give me something with a beat. Some music that will make me automatically move my hips and wiggle this baby out. I mean for those of you that have had the pleasure to see me dance you know that I love to dance. Mind you, I can't go as low on the Perculator as I did when I was 16 nor can I jump as high with the Roger Rabbit nor be on full speed with the Tracks, but I still like to shake what my mama gave me (and my 38 - well now 42 inch hips which have nothing to do with my mama)

So, I have complied a list of songs that I think will motivate me to sing (which sounds like yelling anyway), push, and accomplish bringing my baby into this world, who may come out dancing!

First Few Hours of Labor:

"Enjoy the Silence" Depeche Mode
"Hold on" Envogue
"Tonight's the Night" Redman
"Step by Step" NKOTB

Into the 10th - 15th Hours of Labor:

"Endless Night" Cynthia
"It's Bigger than Hip Hop" Dead Prez
"Bring Me to Life" Evanscence
"Adreneline Rush" Twista

Into the 18th and Final Stretch of Labor:

"I Will Survive" Gloria Gaynor
"Kick, Push" Lupe Fiasco

"Weak" SWV
"Hanging Tough" NKOTB

"Livin on a Prayer" Bon Jovi

The Final Push:

"Push It" Salt N Peppa

When we finally hold our baby:

"Here and Now" Luther Vandross
"Love of My Life" Erykah Badu
"The Right Stuff" NKOTB

(So, I couldn't find a pic of me dancing (thank God), so I added this one because I am craving chocolate cake. What?)

Clowns Not Allowed

17 weeks exactly

"....clown has tried to abduct children in four separate incidences." I woke up to a news anchor with a squeaky voice reporting on a man who has tried to lure children on the West and South sides with candy as he is dressed as a clown while driving a white van with broken windows.

Have I not told people for years that clowns are bad news? Any man (they are mostly men), that needs to put on heavy makeup, loose clothing and a wig to be around little children has something not right in their mind (this includes Michael Jackson). I have never liked clowns. I have, in fact, have a phobia of them. All I know is what I was told by my mother. When I was 6 months old, she took me to the circus and a clown came up to me to play with me. She said I began to scream and cry like I was being murdered and this in turn scared the clown off. Since then I don't like Ronald McDonald, Bozo, Cookie, circus clowns, carnival clowns, Insane Clown Posse, the movie "Killer Clowns" or Bobo the clown. There are three exceptions, however - Homey the clown and Krusty the clown, and the Joker but that's because they make me laugh and one I have seen without makeup, the other is a cartoon and the Joker is such a bad ass.

Anyway, so what do clowns have to do with this baby blog? Let me tell you. Cesar asked me many years ago if I would ever take our future kids to the circus. I immediately said no even though I have been called a clown by several people throughout the years for my silly outbursts and my smart ass remarks. Now, that I am with child will I change my mind?

If my wide-eyed, little child comes to me in their cute little sneakers and awed expression after seeing a commercial and asks me, "Mama, can we go to da circus, plees mama?" will I turn to lil' Cesar or lil' Cyn and say, "No, young one. I am afraid of those evil, serial killer, child predators, something-is-so-wrong-with-them with their large red shoes, matching plush nose that looks like a cut out Nerf ball and colorful, frizzy hair with strands that reach out like Medusa's snakes"? Will I really turn them down and hinder their growth, making them afraid of something they want to explore?

I will muster all my strength, be brave during this time of overcoming my fear and instead lovingly embrace my child, and with courage and bravery I will sweetly say, "Sure, baby. Your father will take you,"

Labor Pains

16w 6d

I dreamt last night that I was sharing a plate of banana foster with New Kids on the Block. After I woke up to pee for the 4th time, I dreamt that I was in a castle being chased by cannibalistic blonde children who climbed walls and had an appetite for me. Needless to say, the first dream was better than the latter.

Besides the leg cramps, heartburn, peeing 5 times a night and my back pain (which has been diagnosed as SI Joint Dysfunction), I wake up with thoughts about labor. Going into labor, being in labor, how am I suppose to push something the size of a watermelon out of something the size of a lemon? I have less than 5 months left until I have 18+ hours of intense labor and that is why I want an epidural. No, all natural for me. I say give me the drugs my friends. I wince when I get a paper cut, how am I suppose to push this baby out with no drugs?

This past weekend was the "Labor Pains Weekend". The weekend in which I spoke to several mothers who thought it would be educational (if not fun) to share their labor stories with me. The tearing, the intense pain that was 100 times worse than anything they had experienced before, and the "I am possessed" state. Yes, the state in which they bitched and became "possessed" with the staff and occasionally their husbands. They said it was like an out of body experience.

I try not to think about it during the day and most times I succeed, but it's when I am half asleep, making my way through the dim room to the bathroom that those thoughts creep up. It must be that when I get up from bed, my stomach feels so heavy. More than any other time of day and I am reminded that it's only going to get bigger and eventually have to come out. Yes, I know this is all common sense to you, but when it is actually happening it's a whole different feeling.

I am 17 weeks tomorrow. My baby can hear voices now, and the dog barking. He or she now has fingerprints, can sense light and stretches and sucks their thumb. Around 20 weeks I should feel the baby move. I can't wait. Besides Nov 7th when we find out the gender, I am looking forward to the baby kicking and reminding me that all that future labor is well worth the pain. I say then "Bring it on..... but give me the epidural first" :)

I Wonder

15w 6d

2:19AM
Wide awake listening to Cesar's heavy breathing as he sleeps and dreams of something and Olivia's stomach growling as she is apparently dreaming of food. I cannot sleep - again. I am just lying here, watching the shadows of the trees move slowly across the ceiling, the light from the moon shining on my face through the break of the curtains.

I am tired, but can't get comfortable. My mind races in curves, on the edge of cliffs, twisting and turning never hitting the brakes. I think of a fellow alum Michael Underwood, someone who is a great volunteer and a really nice guy who was attacked last week and is now in a coma. Someone hit him with a heavy object on his head and stole his wallet. I think of the incidents of students getting robbed, jumped, a couple getting their teeth knocked out and head shaved by some homeless people. How all this has happened around where I work. How I am a little freaked out now since I walk to and from the train. Most of these incidents happened during the day. No time is safe.

I cry thinking of the 17 year old girl that got shot on the bus because two punks bumped into each other and started shooting. She was innocent in it all and shot in the head. Imagine how scared she must have been as she saw it going down. I saw her mother on the news crying asking someone to come forward. I have always felt bad and wondered why people do such crazy things, but this made me so sad. Imagine how much love you have for your baby already when it is just 6 weeks old in your womb. How much more you love your child when it is born, has a name, a face, a personality. To think that in an instance that could be taken all away. I can't contain myself.

Why are people this way? Why do people think that violence is the answer? I don't want my children to be fearful of the world for they need to experience it, but I also don't want them to be so trustworthy. I want them to make mistakes (and they will) because that's how they will grow, but not make such a horrible mistake that they grow up too fast. It's this balance that I don't know the formula to. I don't want to be too overprotective, but I don't want to hold them back.

I am not naive when it comes to violence. I have some very close people that have experienced traumatic moments by people they didn't know and I know people including myself that have experience traumatic moments by people we thought we could trust. However, lately it seems to be effecting me more. How am I suppose to protect my child from all of this? I know that I can't, but I have to as much as possible. I want to live in a world of change. A world in which good outweighs the bad and good people win. To provide my child a place in which they can grow and give back in a positive way because we chose to bring this child into the world and is it not our responsibility to raise respectful, caring and loving human beings that will stand up for what they believe in and try to make this world full of hatred and selfishness into something more? These kids on the street that take the lives of others like it was as easy as killing a bug - where are their parents? How were they raised? I know some "bad" kids actually change for the better. Hard lessons learned. But there are so many more that don't.

Thinking of the parents crying on the news, talking about their lost children, thinking of what kind of parent I will be as I lie here listening to the cars zoom by on this quiet night, I finally close my eyes and wish for sleep.

Welcome to the Jungle

Picture this. Tall massive trees, luscious green covering everything. Monkeys howling in the background, insects flying, crawling, gnawing. A tiger off in the distance with its cubs.

That's all I needed to look like an extra in Apocalypto. (If you haven't seen it you must). Here I stood, about to change into my pajamas, down to my underwear when I cross in front of my full view mirror and paused as I catch sight of myself. Like a baby that discovers its reflection for the first time, I stood there. Head titled to one side. I had on animal print underwear (don't laugh - they are Victoria's Secret), my protruding belly popped out, my dark hair, long and hanging in my face. Let's just say parts of me (ok all of me) is getting bigger, so I looked like one of those tribal women, with a large mouth, and only animal skin skirts to cover their lower half. I was tempted to go get my lip, tongue, ear, nose and belly pierced. To paint meticulous symbols on my face in bright colors. I'd fit right in.

If you have seen Apocolypto, the main female character is pregnant. She fights against her enemies, protects her cute small son, and delivers a baby all at once. Imagine having labor like that? In a dark cave filling up with cold rain, as you try to save your son and you and the baby from drowning. I suddenly felt powerful. I can do this pregancy thing. I can do this labor thing. I know it's only a movie, but before and even now in some places in the world, women still give birth with no drugs, in small villages, in.... the jungle.

After a minute of contemplation, in front of the mirror, as I rubbed my pot belly in circles and as goosebumps enveloped me, I reluctantly walked away, put on my pjs and proudly marched down the hall.....here comes

the Amazin...I mean Amazon Woman.